In order to combat overuse of tech devices and too much technology altogether, a panel of psychologists are now employing a new tool to encourage children to use their IMAGINATIONS to travel anywhere their hearts and minds desire.
Guess which airline is going to be copying this new business model?!?
– Southwest Airlines of course!
In forty two of the states, Puerto Rico, Mexico, Central America and the Caribbean, there is a new dating phenomena! Those looking for love will be playing musical chairs and having cocktails onboard airplanes- courtesy of Southwest Airlines! the only caveat will be that when a match is made, when they want to join the mile high club, they will have to go to another airline!
There is a famous company that would like to emphasize a classic appeal, by going back to the rotary phone and the city block sized computer!
-Guess which company this is?
-Southwest Airlines – dipshit!
Conservatives in border states have a renovating idea to continually building and enforcing the border wall; collect all the Southwest Airline airplanes and line and stack them up together!
Liberals in border states have a transformational idea about containing all the migrants- both in the states and waiting to get into the U.S. !
-House them in the Southwest Airline airplanes!
Disclaimer: on the migrants terrible situation segue-waying sequencing into the jokes. I possess mass compassion for migrants fleeing their respective countries and seeking a better, more humane life.
Further, I would not be here today if my parents had been unable to immigrate from their countries.
Secret World Entertainment 
Your jokes are kind of funny although we can see some unconventional grammar
and choices of words.
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