Wine dreams

I wish to have my own vineyards one day soon. During the pandemic, one very cherished wine became unavailable. I have searched high and low throughout the land and the internet and it is truly gone. This white wine is delicious and a true cherishing delight! I normally highly prefer red vino. But make exception […]

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THE RAPE GAME

Who would have ever wanted to be a participant in this bloody mayhem? Not I. Not anyone sane. But what in the hell is sanity when you are seven to ten years old, have been sexually abused by several people and resultantly have no concept of passing time. I have no fuckin’ idea if I […]

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upstairs neighbor is a k$#t5

I’m sick of this crap! I hate it. I get roped into buying a fucking condo and even the condo assoc ass prez lady says they support the opera (whatevs, not in the opera officially, but whatever and she even promises me the London Bridge by saying I’d be able to sing in their esteemed […]

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MEDITATE WITH US!

Meditate with us…or we’ll beat the shit out of you! Big meditation group (highly stressed/volatile) people who stupidly hold their sessions right next to a busy intersection or major freeway MEDITATION FOR STRESSED OUT MOTHERFUCKERS SIGN Please join us for daily or weekly meditation sessions. We meet once a day. Next mother fucking meeting information […]

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NUCLEAR mIST cHAOS

A WORK IN PROGRESS     NUCLEAR MIST CHAOS, THE FILM, THE DOCUMENTARY, THE MOCKUMENTARY! A film by Vasilika Vanya Marinkovic, Lance D Whitman We are running out of water. We are running out of our humanity. We are out. Our time is up. The Earth is retaliating. We have taken everything for granted, not merely water. […]

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the ostrich paradox!

Chef Lance makes it his mission to search for answers to the ostrich paradox, whilst shedding light on the fact that this ever elusive ostrich goes in disguise at the Rooster Cogburn Ostrich Ranch and is known by many other names; the Big Red Turkey, Commander-in-Chief, or simply “Big Red”. All the while, Chef Lances […]

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